Big Red Indian
Tuesday, May 23, 2006
  I'm back, and better than ever !!!!!!!
I know... I know... I haven't written in a couple of months, but goddamn.... I'm busy!!!

I don't have the luxury of sitting at a desk all day long, sucking off the corporate teat! I am the corporate teat and people are sucking off of me ( and not in a good way EV Blnd). I have also been fundraising, by the way long overdue love to Kitten and RBP who supported me in my endeavors, and this is my busiest time of the year for my business. Not to mention the face that the country act I am playing drums with is getting signed very soon and showcasing constantly. I'm tired , dammit!!!

But, I know that is no excuse, your wants and desires should be first and foremost in my life.
So, I am going to man-up and get back to writing all of the time, just give back all of the love you've given me.

RBP, you are my dog, see you soon. EV Blnd and Kitten bend over so I can smack your sweet asses.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006
  I slacked... but for a good reason.
If everybody will visit you will see what has been keeping me sooooooo busy.

Get off my ass !!!!!!

(except EVBLND and Sensual Kitten) you can get on whatever of mine you like.
Monday, April 03, 2006
  OK, You win.
I tried.

No one can say I didn't try.

I tried to have a fun place where we could take a break from politics and quit this daily parade of apparent anger and frustration. I swear you people are so consumed with partisan's bullshit, that it seems like you are only happy when you are screaming at the top of your lungs!!!
Even my Dad, who I thought had more sense than this, cannot have any conversation without a commentary on liberal politics.

Me: "Hey Dad did you see the Memphis game this weekend?"
Dad: "No, but that bastard Ted Kennedy is a goddamn disgrace to this country!"

Now whether or not Kennedy is a disgrace to this country is not for me to decide, it doesn't matter to me that much, what does matter to me is that I find myself avoiding my Dad because it's all he ever wants to talk about.
Now his beef with Clinton and Kerry is very personal as a man who spent four years of his life in Vietnam as a Captain in the Marine Corps. I understand it, but hey, Clinton is out, Kerry lost, why not be happy about that?

Is this how he wants to go out? Old, mad, and watching Fox news every day until his blood pressure skyrockets and he has a heart attack? Seems pretty sad to me.

Come on now, you all want to hear your point of view, and nothing else. Either Liberals are destroying religion, or the schools, or wasting money on programs, or Conservatives are plotting world domination and twisting their mustaches in the dark while we spiral towards World War Three!!! Let's face it, there are assholes on both sides. Yes Kennedy is a blowhole, and Cheney probably is the anti-Christ. There, does that help? Do you need that to keep you going? It seems pretty pedestrian to me. Where's the thought in that? Let's see, what are my favorites?

"Bush is an chimp" No he's not. He was a Jet pilot for God's sake, now as someone who's father was a pilot can tell you, it ain't easy. It takes years of physics, and aeronautics and math. You might not agree with him, but who you drop insults like that, it's you that sounds stupid.

"Liberals hate America"No they don't. Ted Kennedy/Bill Clinton probably believe very deeply that their values are what America should be. They've spent their entire life in public service and God knows, they didn't have to. They were/are trying to make a positive difference. I can respect that.

Now on the other hand, political bloggers.... If you have so much to say about politics, why don't you do something about it?
I don't mean linking articles or clever diatribes on your pages, get involved for real!!!

Run for office. Even if it's local school board or Councilman, at least that's pro-active and worthy of respect. I don't care if your conservative or liberal, getting involved that's the real stuff.
I may disagree with my local officials, but I don't have a leg to stand on if I don't, personally, either run for office myself or directly support a candidate.
I don't mean hyping them on my site, I mean meetings, rallies, any tangible effort other than clever quips about "The Daily Show".
Now let me say, I have never run for office or rallied for a particular person, but I also don't spend hours a day demonstrating how smart and "plugged in" I am to the body politic.

I challenged RBP, a couple of years ago, to get involved instead of inciting me into a politcal fight every day, and he did. He joined the local Democrat organization and went to work. Distributing flyers, going to meetings, and VOTING!!!!!

Now that's America dammit!

Here's an novel idea, instead of waiting for others to make things happen and then update on your blog, go out and make it happen yourself.

Ok, I'm finished. Now I'm going over to Blondie's site to holla at bitches. Out.
Wednesday, March 29, 2006
  I don't speak unless I know what I'm speaking about!!
Here's a thought,

I was in a spin class today, minding my own business, when the conversation turned to global warming, climate change, man's rape of the natural world, etc..
Now normally I need absolute silence to endure 60 minutes of pain like that, but when these people get going on movies or workout routines, I'll listen, maybe even chime from time to time.
I mean let's face it, movies and workout routines are what these people know. They read Entertainment Weekly and US magazine. They can (and will) tell you every single event in the timeline concerning the break-up of Brad and Jen, and throw in informed opinion such as:
"he's just a dog" and "Angelina isn't half as cute as Jennifer".
On such matters, my workout partners are peerless!!
But as far as I know, there are no geologists or meteorological theorists in sweating to the not-so-oldies with me.
What compels people to spout off about the fact that "humans are destroying the world " or "you know, our children are going to have to live on water".
I want to say to them,"yeah, we are destroying the environment but look at the bright side, our asses are getting tighter by the second !!"
Come on, they know they don't have a clue what they're talking about, and I know it as well. Yet they keep going. Talking just to hear themselves talk. It's driving me insane!
Next thing you know they will be discussing man's inhumanity to man, or the use of the Zebra as a Christ figure in "Racing Stripes".
I've had it dammit, Friday I'll take my IPOD.
Monday, March 27, 2006
  Tigers, we hardly knew ye!!
Well, as some of you might know, I attended the University of Memphis. I am a proud alumnus and took much joy in the #1 seeded Tiger basketball team running roughshod through the tournament this year.

Until Saturday night that is.

The Tigers, apparently drunk or hungover, took the court against the UCLA Bruins to play for a Final Four appearance, and instead of executing and doing all of the things that got them there in the first place, they just rolled the ball out there and played the worst game of the season.
UCLA didn't even play that well, but lucky for them Memphis acted like they had never seen a jumpshot before.

I mean hell here they are, on the brink of a trip to Indianapolis, and instead of rising to the occaision, they went down like EV BLND after a couple of well timed margaritas!!!

(Sorry girl, I needed to lighten the mood.)

Well, so much for that. At least baseball seaon is about to start.

Now if the Braves can just get through the first round of the playoffs, god damn.

Friday, March 24, 2006
  Useless, rambling movie review
Hello children,

Since nobody has the stones to ask an advice question, I will fill up today's time with a stupid movie review. Thanks a lot.
I had the unusual fortune to go to an actual movie theater to see a film last night. You see when you have a business, beautiful wife, and two gorgeous kids, finding the time for a movie run is very precious and rare.
So anyway we headed out to see the "controversial" V for Vendetta. It was awesome!!!
Natalie Portman was great, Stephan Rae was great, and Hugo Weaving as "V" was astounding!!!
Who could have guessed that acting an entire film behind an inanimate mask could be so riveting. It was a pantomime performance like nothing I've ever seen, not to mention that his vocal and physical acrobatics were amazing.
The political references were there, bashing conservatives and religion, military. Take for example, it's the year 2015 and they keep referencing the war that the US "started". Blah, Blah, Blah.
But I saw it much more of a "Big Brother" type movie, the villains aren't necessarily all government leaders, but instead this particular group of "bad" people who are bent on power, control, etc.
Like anything, people will derive whatever meaning from this movie they want. Dems will love it, thinking it is a direct portrayal of the Bush White House, even thought it was written in the 80's responding to Margaret Thatcher's regime.
On the other hand, Repubs will have something else to bitch about the liberal media and Hollywood bias. Everybody wins, what fun!!!

Well, that was an utter waste of time.
I know you are out there, dateless wonder.

Help me, help you.

Questions please.
Thursday, March 23, 2006
  Cooking with Gas!!!
OK, It's time to let the healing begin.

You see just the mere mention of me and the girlies are in the house!!!

Come on lonley guy, be the first.
  The Return of Tonto
That's right, it's the Big Red Indian cast into a new place for new ideas and new opinions on the pursuit of love.
I don't care about politics online...much.
I don't flirt online....much.
I don't rant online...much.

But on the other hand, I am quite handy with the ladies, so I've decided to set up this blog for loser guys who can't get dates or meet women at all. Now granted, I am not a great writer. My grammar is often terrible, and my sentences seem to run on forever, but that's only because I get excited telling what I know, helping people!!!

Let's be honest, it's easy for me. I'm not trying to be funny, I seriously have always gotten every girl/woman I've gone after, and I want to help you lame guys who can't do that.
My credentials are immaculate and true.
1. Dated cheerleaders in High school though I was in the Drumline, very difficult to pull off.
2. Went on to Sorority girls in College, while not in a Frat, once again high degree of difficulty.
3. Finally married a University of Memphis pom-pon girl!!!! "The Holy Grail" of unattainable women in this part of the world, I mean there are only 15 a year for God's sake.

Listen, my record speaks for itself, so don't be shy.
Ask questions... be honest... share your problems and I can help you.

Much luck fellas I'll be waiting for your questions, The Big Red Indian

Location: Nashville, Tennessee, United States

6'5", 215 lbs. Half Irish, half Cherokee. Hey, I love the ladies, that may be all you need to know.

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